You have to give me another chance.
I realize this was not the first date
that either of us wanted
and I know I can do better
if you let me.

If you have faith,
anything is possible
and I have faith
that we can improve
on what has gone before.

I will take you dancing
and not to a place
just featuring topless dancers.
No midnight cemetery trips will be included
in our upcoming itinerary.
I will bathe before the date
and, if necessary,
during.

If you have additional amendments
to the behavior presented
in V. 1 of our dating history,
lay it on me.
I can take criticism well.

Oh! Also,
I will not critique your eating habits
at all
unless you ask.