Well
you did it.
It took patience
endurance and
not a little bit of tolerance
but you did it:
you fed the birds.
You got them
to eat out of your metaphorical hand.
Researching the quantity
the quality
the content and location
definitely yielded the desired results
and how.
I didn’t think you had it in you.
Rather
I didn’t think it could be done
by you
or anyone.
It seemed to me
there were no birds interested in feeding
at your aerie.
I was wrong
you were right.
You have won
and now
have earned the right
to regularly clean your home
of all the bird shit you can stand.