I’d like to apologize
for my earlier content.
I was delirious when writing it.
I hadn’t slept much
and I’d been drinking
pretty heavily
– for a while,
I should say
and, well,
it was not
in any way
my best work.

When I get some sleep
and some food
and some better inspiration
and a computer from this century
and a haircut
I’ll do a better job
and write something
really worthy of my name.

In the meantime
please accept my humblest sorry
for the quality of my writing
from 2003 through next week.