According to wiki
you don’t even exist.
According to wiki
there never was a paisley holocaust.
According to wiki
shoulder pads were invented by Jesus.
According to wiki
they need seven million from you
for operating expenses.
According to wiki
today.

According to wiki
George Washington was a peanut carver.
According to wiki
Elvis is dead.
According to wiki
Major Matt Mason USA
hasn’t had an album out for nine years!
According to wiki
I can’t spell "spelt."

According to wiki
information is porous
and editable
and re-retrievable
and can become what we want it to be
in seconds flat.
According to wiki
reality is crowd-sourced.

According to wiki
this can all change
tomorrow.