You’re doing it wrong.
God knows
I’m not one to judge
but
this game is all about perception
and it’s clear
from my view
that you’re not being perceived correctly.

You’re doing it wrong.
You have the wrong stance
the wrong tone
you’re inflecting inappropriately
and that is probably why
you’re not getting the desired reactions
– from me, anyway.

You’re doing it wrong.
I shouldn’t have to tell you that.
Most people pick this up naturally
sans help from any associates
but it’s obvious
you’re not on top of this
so allow me
to give some free advice:
Talk less
and weep more.
Rend clothes.
Be curt
and dark
and show no joy.

This is how you do it right.
If you practice enough
you will understand
how to truly grieve.