You smug little thing.
You didn’t think it could happen to you
did you?
You thought you could keep it up forever
and never get caught?
You honestly believed
your fraud would escape everyone’s notice?
Dummy.
It was just a matter of time.
You left clues everywhere
fingerprints on every substance
all pointing towards your guilt,
all showing you
for the short-sighted moron
you’ve clearly proven to be.
It’s out now, chump.
Everybody knows what you’ve done
and the court of public opinion
has judge juried,
finding you guilty
of treachery.
The subsequent sentence
is obscurity.
Good going.
You could have avoided this
by being honest all along
but you didn’t have it in you,
did you?
DID YOU?
No.
You did not.