Dammit,
the author has got
to make up her mind.

In Stanza 203
she writes
"I do not believe what Stan says
for Stan is one letter away
from the Great Deceiver,"
but just a few pages before,
Stanza 187 says
"He is an honest one.
It is difficult
not to take everything Stan says
at face value."

These seem to be clearly contradictory messages
about Stan
who, granted
doesn’t prove to be that important
in the long run,
but still
if she can’t maintain consistency
about this one little character
what can we make of her greater plot points?

I’m not saying
that the author can’t be trusted
but maybe
she’s actually Satan herself.

Or maybe
I’ve got too much time on my hands
and too few degrees
under my belt.

Either way
I think the author should definitely write
more about boobs.