If you think you can do it,
you’ve got a lot of nerve.
If you think the glass is half full,
you’re an idiot.
If you have faith in a better day,
then move back to Roosevelt Island,
where all things are good and kind and just.
We have no place for you here
on the mainland
which may also be an island,
but still.

If you think
there was a point to this,
you have another think coming.