Cheating is under-rated.
If no one gets hurt
why not bend the rules
or break them
or even chew the little pieces
into a thick paste?

Why not walk on the wild side?
Hell,
why not jaywalk all over the wild side?
Who doesn’t jaywalk,
given an eighth of a chance?

Go.
Visit the wild side,
look around
take a weekend vacation there,
get a biscotti.
Don’t pay for it, though.
Why not?
Who should stop you?

Rules are made to be avoided.
It’s the American Way
which is the global way now
since everybody stole it.
Cheat.

I always win at solitaire.