Monthly Archives: April 2016

There’s something else to consider. If we don’t do anything the issue might resolve itself. It’s happened for other things like, how we were worried about how Grandma was failing and then she upped and died so we didn’t have … Continue reading →

When those telepathy machines go public can you maybe please not get one? I know you’re an early adopter of all sorts of tech but if you could just give this one a miss I’d really appreciate it. No I’m … Continue reading →

I voted today even though I feel disenfranchised by my ignorance and inability to focus on the issues and fear of asking anyone to clarify them for me. As always it seems the process will pass me by and I … Continue reading →

Dear God, In addition to all the other stuff I was just asking for I’d like to make the following amendments: I could really use a loan. Not much. Just something to keep me going until my uncle gets back … Continue reading →

Shit. Oh, damn. GodDAMNit! Fuckity shit. Let it not be so. Please, God in Heaven whose existence I constantly question even after you helped me get Amazing Spider-Man number fifteen all those years ago, do me this solid: Do not … Continue reading →

I couldn’t do it. I didn’t have it in me. I was unable to stick it out and see the thing through. I couldn’t put it together. I didn’t have the energy. I was not man enough to take us … Continue reading →

I won’t accept your drink offer unless I really want to buy you a drink and I rarely do so I’m probably not gonna be drinking with you. I’m aware of reciprocity and I don’t want to enter into it … Continue reading →

You thought I didn’t hear when you played last night but I did. I heard that new song and I’m pretty sure I know what it’s about. So fuck you. Is that really the way you think it happened? You … Continue reading →

If you think fast you can fix it. If you act fast you can get out of this. If you have the flash of inspiration you’ve been waiting for for all these hours then you’ll be able maybe to pull … Continue reading →

What happens when you have like eight things to say and you try to say them for say, a thousand times? Do you think folks are going to be interested after, maybe, the fourteenth iteration? Don’t you think people might … Continue reading →