Monthly Archives: April 2016

The packages are sent. Everything of yours is out of my house now: the sheets the scents the senseless arguments and a dried turd that the late, great Marty Whiskertons left during one of those weekend visits before he passed … Continue reading →

Flowers, candy and strip-o-grams haven’t gotten your attention nor compliments or complaints. So far, you’ve yet to bestow even a smile upon me. You remain adamant against my advances so since force has found itself fruitless I shall attempt other … Continue reading →

I think the research is paying off. I’ve been staring at your pictures studying your comments. I’ve read your poems backwards and found the secret messages hidden therein. I think I’ve uncovered it. I get what you’re trying to tell … Continue reading →

You’re not even trying. Come on. This seems like something you spent just a few minutes on before class. You can do better. Why not try? You think that you keep flinging poop against the wall you’ll end up Jackson … Continue reading →

When you challenge yourself to keep things interesting be sure that you don’t lose the original goal of the challenge. When I was a competitive eater I could swallow more franks than many other boys but I couldn’t taste them. … Continue reading →

There was a lion. There was a mouse. Innovative and nimble, the mouse and his associates disrupted the power structure in the forest, dominating in ways the lion, powerful, monolithic and imperial, could not imagine. It wasn’t long before the … Continue reading →

When Stevie F told me how my people had killed Jesus I beat the crap out of him. Then I asked my father about it and learned about antisemitism. When I was waiting for a rock show to begin at … Continue reading →

It HAS been a while hasn’t it? It’s good to see you. We should do it again – sooner. I’m sorry how we drifted apart. I guess it had to go that way. You had secrets that couldn’t be shared … Continue reading →

No, I get it. It’s been a hard couple of days with the homework and the game and the tests and your parents insisting you get a job while those videos are not gonna watch themselves. You’ve got priorities that … Continue reading →

It was here a few minutes ago: A solution. An explanation. A rationale for everything that happened between us – all of us – a fix that would justify the universe as it stands and provide a process to improve … Continue reading →