That is possibly
the worst thing I’ve seen in my life.
Simply awful,
that thing was.
I don’t think
I’ve ever felt so unsettled
so vomitatious
so awful.

How many times
did I want to turn that thing off
and find some comedy
to wash away
the shame and trepidation
that rose within me?
How often
since watching it
have I wished I could forget
this day?

This… thing
I just saw
it makes me want to be a different species
so I might never have to consider such issues.
This thing
makes me want to die.

I did not enjoy one minute
of the experience.
5/5