Your friends on Facebook are pretty hot.
Do you know them?
Can you share them?
Are they people you could introduce me to
I R L?
They seem really smart.

What’s your secret?
Can you show me
how to post
in a similar way
so your friends
are mine?

I really want to meet your friends
– but not in a really creepy way.
Just
could you tell me
how I can meet your friends?