It’s Saturday
and you’ve got the weekend off
and there’s nothing
that is expected of you.
Make the most of your freedom.
Take advantage of the day.
Don’t fuck this up.

You can do what you want.
You can meet new people,
become new people;
eat at new restaurants
or rob them.
You dance or sleep
or exercise or paint the town.
You can date.
You can die.
You can deliver unto others
exactly what they deserve.

This day
is the land of opportunity
and you have a Welcome mat
and a key to its finest city.
It’s Saturday. Relax.
Just don’t fuck it up.