Somebody told the joke
that only girls
use capos on their guitars.
Then somebody else said
that that was silly
and that all people use capos on their guitars.
It was then that I piped in
that all people must thus be girls
which seemed to make some sense
at the time
and opens up a lot of issues
that a lot people
are having
with a lot of bathrooms.
Somebody chuckled
a little
but I don’t think
it was the person
that first told the joke.