The universe is huge
and hidden
and I am humbled by its hundred billion secrets.
As much as we may now know
there is still so much else kept in constant disguise.
I want to plumb existence’s truths
but I hardly know where to start.

What is the circumference of a pie?
When is it right to cum in her eye?
What happens to fish souls when they die?
How do you bribe the big guy in the sky?

These are just the start
of the questions that plague me
and I don’t know how to answer them.
Where can I learn the cheat code
to reality
and how will I know
if I’ve already found it?