Hydrox was the first.
Hydrox was the motherfucking first.
Oreos are four years younger,
dumber and more rehearsed.
but Hydrox appeared in stores first.

Elvis got his act from Jackie Will.
Elvis took his schtick from Jackie Will.
Son, when Jackie quit the stage,
the King, too, had his fill.
since Elvis stopped so soon post Jackie Will.

Swamp Thing and Man-Thing fight it out.
Marvel and DC fight it out
but well before each of them
was The Heap and there’s no doubt
that he’s got them both beat in a rout.

All good jokes debuted on The Simpsons.
Ahead of your songs were Smokey Robinson’s.
If you think you’re original, you will not for too long
since your best thoughts first came from other’s tongues.

Oreos came out long past Hydrox,
Oreos followed four years post Hydrox.
Better to perfect your plot then be first out the box
like how Oreos wasted poor Hydrox.