Yes
I know what you think.
I understand your opinions on the matter
quite clearly
and while I appreciate your theories
and would never seek to dissuade you
from your beliefs
I feel duty bound to inform you
that you’re incorrect
mistaken
in error
humiliatingly overtly wrong.

I want you to have your different views
and to fight the good fight
on those topics important to you
but you’re so off base on this topic
it’s ridiculous.
You’re beginning to look ridiculous
– so ridiculous, I fact
that it’s ridiculous!

Look, we can agree to disagree
some of the time
but I’m afraid on this subject
you’ve been fooled all of the time
and I must disavow you
immediately
of your erroneous assessments.
It’s embarrassing what you think, really.

Feel free to have other thoughts
in other areas
where you might have some greater expertise
but on this
please keep quiet.
You’re wrong
and there’s little more to say
– for you, at least.