When we marry, beloved,
let me be involved
when selecting the wedding dress.
I want to be there
as we decide
how to best show the world
that you will be mine.

It is vital that everyone invited
and anyone who will view
our photos in the foyer
for all the years to come
will see your beauty
just as I do.

I insist upon a well-slit skirt
to show off most of your legs
and a low cut top
so all can see you
as my captivating cleavage bride.
Smart and witty and compassionate you may be,
but those characteristics can’t be seen
from the back rows
and are not so relevant on our wedding day.
For that special occasion
we must discover
the perfect skin tight slut suit
so your fine features can be fantastically framed.

This next
is of utmost importance:
no veil.
Your eyes
– all of your amazing face –
must be visible to any who care to see.
Plus ass-less chaps, maybe,
for obvious reasons.
Your soul shines through regardless
but that body?
Everyone must know about that.