At the show
the drunk sitting next to me
is muttering loudly between songs
and also during.
He is asking questions
and is encouraging the artist onstage
but is in fact
very distracting to everyone around
mostly to me.

The drunk sitting next to me
smells of sweat and spilt beer
and is sounding increasingly angry
and dangerous.

The drunk sitting next to me
should shut the fuck up
and go home
except he’s big
and scary
and has been buying all my drinks.