I have something to tell you:
Before our date
I went to a prostitute.
She was underaged.
She was foreign born – probably an ignorant.
Ha! I meant immigrant.
I wonder what made me say that…

I used the money
I had taken from your bag
right before I’d asked you out.
It might be because
I saw the condoms you kept
and got nervous.
I still asked you out
though
so I guess I’d gotten excited too.

The prostitute said she was of age
but when she wouldn’t sing
“I Want It That Way”
while I was going down on her
because she hadn’t ever heard of N’Sync
I could tell
that she was really young.

Anyway
I think I caught something from her.
Guess I should have used one of those prophylactics
instead of shoving a needle through them, huh?
I just thought
our relationship should start
in complete honesty.

So, honestly:
tell me
how do you think
our first date is going?