Monthly Archives: February 2017

I have something to tell you: Before our date I went to a prostitute. She was underaged. She was foreign born – probably an ignorant. Ha! I meant immigrant. I wonder what made me say that… I used the money … Continue reading →

When you run out of gas on the FDR Drive and your hazards begin to pale because you’ve been waiting for a tow for what feels like forever and the car still in Neutral sort of slides its way onto … Continue reading →

No! No, it just won’t work. I tried to make it a Ferrari and then a pig. I considered a couch a song and a paramecium but none of them fit the role I wanted them to inhabit in that … Continue reading →

I should have wished you a happy birthday. I should have sent a card. I should have called or come over or had some order delivered so you’d know I care. I should have done something. I should have shown … Continue reading →

He doesn’t want you anymore not like he used to not in that way. Those emotions you once shared are transformed now into something different. I cannot tell you precisely the words he uses to describe you but they are … Continue reading →

Justin Remer tells me that in calendar 2016 “Americans will have spent seven zillion dollars (estimated)” in the name of Valentine’s Day. Saint Valentine would be proud but Remer has also informed that Valentine had long been in the pocket … Continue reading →

The girl in the skirt on the sitcom with a laugh track bends over presenting more talent in that simple action than most of the other stars of the series. The other exception, the matronly boss, is played by a … Continue reading →

That poem you didn’t write last night when you were drunk and slobbering and a just little bloody, the one you were about to jot down when you closed your eyes for a minute waking up much later to the … Continue reading →

I recently read a poem eight words long. It wasn’t very good.

There is the slightest possibility you know that if you choose to curate take a very real effort at picking the very best options that you might end up producing something you could be proud of. If you avoid laziness … Continue reading →