Well, I finally got around
to reading your book
and let me tell you:
it was very well typed.
I thought the title was quite apt
and the punctuation was spot on!

You had a very clear vision
that was executed with subtlety
and a dynamism that few could deny.
I was very impressed
by the length of the chapters
and the font
and the kerning.

I must admit
I found the absence of colons disappointing
but you made up for it
with all those bulleted lists,
so thanks for that.

Anyway,
that was quite a first attempt.
You should be very proud
for getting it off the ground;
I don’t know why it took me so long
to get around
to giving it a glance.
I look forward to your next –
You’ve finished the sequel?
And the prequel?
And you’ve already written some of your own anonymous fan fiction?

Great.
…I’ll get on those right away.