Please take my couch.
It is still in good shape
and looks wonderful
but I no longer find comfort
on this sofa
that my girlfriend and I
used to cuddle on
now that I am aware
of all the sex she had
with my cousins
when they were in of town.

I will help you take it
to your home
or the dump,
whichever you prefer.
I simply cannot live
with this couch
another minute more.

Certainly
it must be gone
before my cousins come
for a visit
in the Fall.