Just tell me what to do.
I can’t figure out
what you want me to
– I haven’t so far
at all –
so let’s skip any further attempts at telepathy
and get down to the nitty gritty.

Do you want me to pick you up after work?
Do you need me to attempt some amateur dentistry?
Is there some kind of fragrant cheese
I should purchase in your name?
Do you need time alone?

I’m in the weeds here
lacking any understanding whatsoever
of what you’re looking for
and I’m looking to solve that.
What can I do to serve you?
Instead of hoping I figure it out
can you give me a sign?

I’m just guessing now.
How about a clue?
Does it start with a G?
Does it END with a G?