When the robots take my job
I hope they at least leave my benefits.
In fact, after all the jobs are tooken,
I would like to think the robots-that-be
will be prepared to provide a robot in every pot
so each individual fleshy citizen
will have the tools to succeed
in this modern America.

Without a robot to do my laundry
to wash my flowers
to sing me to sleep
and to take in my cats,
how will I be expected to survive?
I will need the technology
to keep up with the other indigent,
unemployed, semi-literate losers
populating the biosphere.
I will need a robot
to keep me whole.

So I should expect
when the Mechanical Party
starts drumming up support
they intend to keep their promises
and make humanity great again.