As previously mentioned,
“wherefore” rhymes with “bare whore.”
What “bare whore” means,
however,
requires much further interpretation.

Three ways to decode that phrase immediately come to mind:
A prostitute who works nude.
A prostitute who has unprotected sex with clients.
A prostitute who is a bear.

Shit. There are four ways to define bare whore:
there’s a prostitute who only has sex with bears.
but now that I think about it
should those pros get paid in honey,
not money?
Wouldn’t that be funny?

None of this is to say
that ursine prostitution is a problem
that is easily licked
(insert bear penis joke here)
but it is better
to know the terms you’re working with
than to remain ignorant.

The rationale for why
we would be considering these terms
in the first place
remains to be seen.