I wasn’t prepared for that call.
I thought we were just chatting
Not having that sort of a conversation.
I’m happy for you – I am!
I’m glad you’ve turned your life around,
found a new place to live it.
I’m excited for your future.
I just… wasn’t expecting this.

Are you sure
that this isn’t an April Fools’ thing?
I mean,
it was a little late
but, are you sure?

Don’t have the baby.
Please. It will be a serious mistake
if you do it
Don’t.
Just don’t.

No, of course.
I’m joking, naturally.
Sorry, it’s just
like I said
I wasn’t expecting this.