Holy shit!
I just realized
that I didn’t think
to hunt down
the post-Easter candy sales.

All those expired eggs
half off, and I missed them
all.
Do I no longer seek out deals?
Have I become health conscious?
Has senility hit?
Is saccharophobia a real thing?
Did I come down with Date Amnesia?

Is that even a thing
and if so,
are there any store owners out there
who have the same?

Where
are my peanut butter eggs at?