This has just been a whirlwind
of sex and drugs
and amazing experiences.
I really loved your band’s gig last night
and the way you looked at me
during that cover
made everything all the more perfect.
I’m so glad we’ve had this time
together and I don’t want it end
even if you’re leaving town
in two hours.

Anyway, I really appreciate
everything you’ve done for
and to me.
Thank you for last night
and I think I’m in love
with your bass player, so
if you could roll over and
ask her out for me,
that’d be really sweet.