Well, the president’s done it again
and this time
he’s gone too far.

This sort of behavior
is simply not acceptable
or appreciated by an intelligent electorate
who will not be browbeaten
by our dear leader’s ridiculous opinions
on the matter.

This will not stand,
what he has done,
and I don’t know about you,
but I hope he never shows his face
back here again.
If he does,
I don’t know
if I can guarantee his safety.