Guru for a fixer upper
with no real potential.
Mentor to take over life.
and fashion into something worth living.
Organizer to reorganize what went wrong
into something resembling a semblance of normality.

A helpmate to resolve all of life’s
little imbroglios.
Dietician/website manager/mouser.
Lead singer + Songwriter + Producer + Drummer
+ Guitarist + Bass Player + Keyboardist
+ Triangle Player + Roadie
+ Management. I’ve got the name
(negotiable).
Retroactive Abortionist.

Editor and Advisor and Collaborator and Muse.
Maid/soulmate to make restitution
for catastrophic errors in all aspects
of current existence.
Help.
Help.
Help.