This, this has been poorly planned.
I did not anticipate
the quality of the opening acts.
I did not plan on following performers of such
artistic skill and discernment.
You guys are good!

How the fuck am I supposed to follow that?
I’m supposed to have duds before me.
What the hell is this?
How am I going to impress in a situation like this?
Really, this has become an unacceptable situation.

This, as I believe someone once said before,
has been poorly planned.