It is important
to uncover just what happened
to Mr. Sunshine’s Matthew Perry.

For us to go on
with our regularly scheduled existence
we must get to the bottom
of our Friends’ final days.

Until that point
poverty must take a break
war will cease.
Hunger will no longer exist
(for a limited time)
and a moment of silence
has just been completed.

Right before I started this piece.
You must have missed it.

Race relations have now been resolved
and economic strata have all settled into one.
We are all dedicated to this mission
of resolving the mystery
of Mr. Perry’s last odd couple of hours.

After this has been completed
we will at last be able
to let go and go on.