Monthly Archives: November 2023

And there came a time when I reached the store and I had to pay full price for my oatmeal. I was at the wholesale store buying in bulk, but still. I did not like the feeling I experienced at … Continue reading →

The person who has the Autistic Integrity website hasn’t added anything in seven years which is a real shame because anyone who actually has Autistic Integrity shouldn’t squander it like that. Yeah, that’s all I’ve got.

When I wrote that piece about all of that shit I didn’t mention why John was at my house in the first place. He was looking for materials to take off my hands so he could sell them to more … Continue reading →

You can only keep stealing ideas from better artists for so long but I figure it’s two, maybe three lifetimes and I hardly expect to live out this one so I think it’ll work out. Maybe admissions like this will … Continue reading →

When you eat nothing but sugar and sleep nothing but minutes and dream nothing but scant scat porn and this interminable act will not get off stage it is difficult to develop an inspiring – and sincere – compliment to … Continue reading →

The dog didn’t eat my homework because I am not a child but the dog ate my book from the library – or so I told them at the Greenpoint Library. “The dog ate the book. Really destroyed it. How … Continue reading →

So I see you got a husband now. I thought someone would tell me if you’d ever do that. I guess you got to keep all of the friends when our soda went flat. It’s not like we were ever … Continue reading →

I guess it makes sense that my only male cousin would be the one who would introduce me into the wonderful magical world of Moorcock. Michael Moorcock is a fantasy author and my older cousin Dan told me all about … Continue reading →

The mirror shows the best version of myself I’ve seen in twenty years since some woman tore me me up and brought my weight down quite substantially. After that, of course, my weight rose substantially squared and eventually I was … Continue reading →

If he lived it probably would make no difference for the continuing adventures of the Fab Four who’d remain out-Bested in no time and retreat from German lands to turn Cuban heel back to Liverpool and all that that might … Continue reading →