The worst of the lot
is not necessarily the biggest
or the most powerful
or even the most effective in evil.
He is the ringleader, though,
and he keeps the others straight
in being creepily crooked.

The chairman of the boors is bad,
basically bestial in his bent buyways.
He is one to be avoided,
his barely humanoid id
runs rampant up ramparts
of taste and decorum.
The forums he lays waste
are lambasted and blasted and
he’s got to be squeezed
from these places just like that!

For he’s mean and he’s wrong
but the throng he controls must be beat
so how sweet it’ll be when all we
that will do it can get through it
just by finishing the task to completion.
It’ll be complex.
It’ll be precarious
but finally, it will be concluded.

We need to close the case
quickly and quietly
on the chairman of the boors.