They brought me back from the future
so I could let you know
that about an eighth of the galaxy
will end up worshipping you
if you just don’t do the thing.

I can’t tell you what the thing is
that you’re not supposed to do
because that would upset the timeline (duh!)
and also I do not know what it is.

But it is very important you avoid doing that thing, Vera,
if you want to end up forming the religion
that about an eighth of the galaxy’s sentients will follow
in the future
– and also change your name to Vera,
apparently.