This is ridiculous.
I should have deleted these long ago
lest some mastermind steal these gems of genius!

I have uncovered
a Notes File from Yesteryear
where I logged all my best
and most transient ideas
before I could forget them.
I then forgot about the file
which is foolish
for it was filled with a fortune of fantastic formulations!

Here are the finest:

No one’s most.
No one’s first.
No one’s best.

He’s got a harem.
I’ve got nothing.

Mush mouth by nature

Even the disgusting and indigent
are uninterested in me.

God I loved you
but now
I’m beginning to wonder
if you exist.

I really want to punish you
for what you’ve done

It’s become kind of important
that I have the chance to sleep with your sister.

Suicide cheese

See what I mean?
Suicide cheese. Suicide cheese?
Who comes up with that?
I come up with that
and then can’t even remember it.
You’re welcome!

How do you follow something like this?

Seriously, tell me.