Is it the chocolates I ate?
Upset stomach!
Did I start sleep too late?
Upset stomach!
Too much raisins or dates?
Upset stomach!
It must be veggies I hate!
Upset stomach!
Upset stomach!
UPSET STOMACH TONIGHT!

Turn it up one!

Could it be that kale shake?
Tummy ache!
Drinking and dancing with Jake?
Tummy ache!
Chewing gold, surely fake?
Tummy ache!
Is it the cake? It’s the cake!
Tummy ache!
Tummy ache!
TUMMY ACHE ACHE ACHE!

Turn it up one!

Gut pain!
Dag, this really does hurt!
Gut pain!
Apologies for your skirt.
Gut pain!
I didn’t mean to just spurt.
Gut pain!
At least I’ve held in all the squirts.
Gut pain!
Gut pain!
Gut pain!GUT PAAAIN TONIGHT!

Turn it up one!

Gaah!
What’d I do?
Gaah!
I gotta pooh!
Gaah!
Feelin’ like astroturf.
Gaah!
Did I eat a smurf!
Gaah!
I’m shittting blue!
Gaah!
Oy, did I have to pooh!
Aaah…