I got new jeans, though I don’t need them.
I’ve got enough pairs for a few years more,
I figure,
but they’re wearing out
so one more set can’t hurt anything, right?
An additional product to get me through this consumerist season. That’ll do, won’t it?

They do look pretty good.
I mean, unlike most of the others,
they fit.

Most everything else was bought when I was bigger
and I’m so small and slim now
(have you heard?
I’m gorgeous these days!)
so except for the few items that remain
from when I was last this size,
these jeans are all that’s Goldilocks correct.

I’ll keep them, I guess,
but I’m wearing all the others
until they’re worn to shreds.