Her debt would would never be paid at this rate
so she decided to try a more salacious way
to earn money.
Unfortunately for those of a more lascivious mindset,
she decided that salacious meant
"of or pertaining to sales"
and started a home-made cookie baking business.

It went global in weeks.
Her debt was paid off in hours.
The numbers make no sense
for those of a more technical mindset
but she was free nonetheless.
Ain’t America great?

No.
Not really.