Finally, it’s here – but let’s be honest:
you weren’t waiting for it.
Rather, you didn’t know you were waiting for it.
You didn’t realize that all your life
has led you to this moment
where at last
you have come into contact
with the thing that divides the course of time
between then and now
before and after
us and them
(them being those who have not yet experienced it).

I am glad that you can join us at last.
It’s been too long
– but… I’m delaying the moment
when you should really be sinking your teeth
– as it were –
into the meat and bones of it.
So without further ado
I’d like to introduce to you
the one and only
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