You cannot call them chicks anymore.It’s supposed to be out of style
so I’ve made a point to avoid the word
for really quite a while.

I’ve selected some tastier choices;
like "honey," "babe," and "dame,"
while keeping away from some dumb
phrases that would put a sailor to shame.

Still, I will find some trouble
since a girl won’t be satisfied
’cause whatever I choose I know I shall lose with
my words that describe her backside.