Answer this for me:
how is it
that every time
I find a bug in my home
and I take it outside
(so as not to kill it)
I find a bug in my home
when I return?

How does it get back before me?
They’re so fast!

And I don’t like the implication
that I’m prejudiced
because all insects look alike to me.
They just do!

Next you’re gonna get on my case
when I complain about the infestation
in our homes…