If your god is small
has no believers at all
and wants to be around a long long time
then all they’ve got to do is speak this rhyme:

“Believe in me.
Believe in me!
When you believe in nothing else, you can
believe in me!”

If your miniscule maker’s got you lower than low,
making you suspect they’re a nobody schmo,
it’s really just a turn-around phrase.
Make them get you right back into a confident phase.

They can say:
“Believe in me.
Believe in me.
Y’don’t need faith in yourself.
Just believe in me.
Bee bop boo doo doo. Believe…
etc.”