I believe I can flyand these newfangled airwing attachments
can make it so
for only the cost of a small tiger!

Just attach around your pelvis
take the mandatory
three-month instruction course
get authorized by the state
and the local AirCourt you Choose to Use
(Trademark Pending)
and get out there to start flying!

You’ll be soaring the skies
in no time
(be sure your insurance is up to date)!