I can’t say I’ve been a lot healthier
with the new Delicializer I bought,
but I’m certainly a damn sight happier.

Making everything delicious
has made every meal a treat
so I can enjoy every food equally
and I never grow hungry.

Granted, sometimes
I end up eating shoes
when I’m low on cash,
but now shoe leather tastes as fantastic as filet mignon
and banana cream pie
so I get along.

Not on nutritional value, of course,
but my stomach gets filled.

It’s a weird new world we’re living in now,
with modern technology
being what it is.