Some of the "I told you so"s just aren’t worth it. Look at the native Americans.
Hell, look at the indigenous people
across the world
who have been colonized the fuck
out of their homes for hundreds of years.

Look at animals
that are just beginning to have people
see the horror of eating their brethren.

Look at a planet
that’s patiently waiting us out,
that has the upper hand,
will certainly outlive us,
will absolutely have the final
"I told you so"
on us all.

And look at Mister Denton
who cannot wait until
Larry trips down those stairs
for going too fast.
Denton’s been watching Larry
for forty years now
since Larry was five.
It’s just sad at this point.

Maybe Mr. D
should butter up the steps?