If there was somebody for everybody,
if there was somebody for everyone
if there was somebody for everybody
then maybe there’s someone for me!

If there was a justiful God
who practiced His justice on earth
then everybody would have someone to love
and life would be joyous and worthy!

If there was somebody for everybody,
if there was somebody for everyone
if there was somebody for everybody
then maybe there’s someone for me!

If love can be found in the apps
and love can be found in the bars,
then maybe I can discover someone
in Classical Greek seminars.

If there was somebody for everybody,
if there was somebody for everyone
if there was somebody for everybody
then maybe there’s someone for me!

But the world isn’t made that way – No!
The alphas get more than their share.
They get their pick of the pack
and they take far more than a pair.

If there was somebody for everybody,
if there was somebody for everyone
if there was somebody for everybody
then maybe there’s someone for me!

So maybe there’s nobody out there.
And I guess that’s just fine for me
‘cuz they say that the moment you stop in your search
is the moment that you finally see.

If there is somebody for everybody,
if there is somebody for everyone
if there is somebody for everybody
then maybe there’s someone for me!