If I was just about the most powerful super-terroriststhat the world has ever seen
and I kept being shown up by a bunch of snotty teenagers
who didn’t have an inch of the might that I had
and then I joined them
and then I fought them
and then joined them
and fought them
oh, and of course their leader is my best friend
– did I fail to mention that? –
and I get a bunch of pals
(a whole country, in fact)
but that country is genocided
along with me
only I faked my death
so I could perform one of my greatest terrorist acts
only to be killed again
except oops! It wasn’t me
it was just the person I was pretending to be
pretending to be me.

I’d say it made more sense at the time
but it really didn’t.

Anyway, if all of that shit happened,
that’d be fucked, right?

Yeah, that’d be fucked.